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The \"358\" missile, also known as the SA-67, is a surface-to-air missile developed by Iran. The majority of \"358\" missiles were captured in seizures of illegal arms shipments to the Houthi forces as part of the UNSC arms embargo imposed on Yemen since 2015.
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