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Cistella is a municipality in the comarca of Alt Empordà, Girona, Catalonia, Spain.
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Richard Johnson, MICE was a British railway engineer, latterly chief engineer for the Great Northern Railway (GNR).
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The Rewind Festival is an annual music festival that takes place in Temple Island Meadows, Remenham, Berkshire near Henley-on-Thames, England, Capesthorne Hall, Cheshire, England, and Scone Palace, Perthshire in Scotland. It was first held in August 2009.
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